Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Rita Rudner
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  3. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  4. Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

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